I Make Judie Lipsett An Offer

Via email, re: her free free free HTC Advantage:

BTW, you SHOULDN'T unbox it. You might get a paper cut. Just FedEx it to ME and I'LL unbox it. Who said chivalry is dead?

You think she'll do it?

Update: She doesn't give me a chance to impress her with my manly-man unboxing skillz. Tech wench!