Apparently most people have forgotten the sacred vow uttered by The Greatest PR Person In All History: Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf, colloquially referred to by his fans and admirers (like me!) as "Baghdad Bob."
This guy daily stood before the world's assembled press and mocked the invasion of Iraq, defied the observations of the entire world, and came up with some stunningly-brilliant lines.
One of them was:
We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
Well, the shoe bit worked out as poorly as the bullet effort.
But damn, I just love it that some people never forget!
Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf, pour yourself a drink.
Here's a compilation (alas, lacking the greatest lines!):
Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf
I actually bought the DVD put out about him!
I'm still waiting for this one:
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
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