What is that thing on the left? It looks like a squashed waterbug! That's a car?! For real?! People sit that low to drive? Without feeling threatened?! Really?! I don't think a human being can do that without a good tranquilizer!
Now look at that on the right. It's a Work of Art! Art! You don't drive such a thing. You experience it. You sit high up, proud and confident that eighteen-wheelers will feel chastised and slink out of the way because, dammit, Art is approaching! People watch you go by and feel self-pity that their lives have to go on in numb deprivation while you drive by in styyyyyyle. Yeah, that's the ticket.
All this to tweak the nose of someone I know who owns a MINI Cooper and to rip-off a photo from Gear Diary as vicious, petty revenge for not linking to any of my Smart car posts in their report: MINI Cooper and smart fortwo – good things come in small packages
Previously here:
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!
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