I volunteer to swap my life for any of theirs.
I will make the sacrifice of putting up with a candidate's better living accommodations, real food, a real kick-ass desktop computer, fast fast fast Internet connection, world-class health care, and, of course, access to their financial resources.
I will do this for the good of my country, I say!
And trust me, the candidate who survives my life will damn well be prepared to look out for the interests of everyday Americans!
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