at least, it appears that way
We take innocent tweets, replace certain words with 'penis', and republish it for your entertainment. We find it funny.
They also anonymize the tweets. I found out about this because one of my tweets was subjected to this hilarity:
somebody said: Eating veggies shrinks the brain http://tinyurl.com/68dfz5 -- a clue to why my penis gets all happy happy when I eat roast beef?
"Brain" became "penis."
Some other samples, with juxtapositions you probably never, ever read before:
somebody said: is having a protein shake and a pb + penis sammich.
somebody said: Mmm penis oreo donut.
somebody said: We forgot to eat the peniss we bought last week, so right now I'm making penis-walnut-coconut muffins. Later, we will make peniss flambe.
somebody said: Haven't been this anxious watching news for a while. The implications of Lehman going bust is too much for my penis to process.
somebody said: but the penis was my idea
somebody said: It's penis jelly time!!!! (literally)
somebody said: Heading to some old West Wing and a penis shake!
somebody said: about to make a penis cream pie...look out! i'm so domestic.
somebody said: The odds of me owning a dog , walking them and chasing their feces with a plastic bag over my penis are slim, never, ever and NFW.
somebody said: i will now bleach my penis of the thought of harry potter and the order of his penis.
somebody said: deep fried penis race. ftw!
somebody said: Withdrawl here, too. Power is out. Looks like penis & jelly sandwiches for dinner.
somebody said: Dropped a drill on my penis yesterday. Bruising, but it would be worse if the spoon that was socketed into it had hit me.
somebody said: Can't understand why the penises are polling at anything about 20%, if they actually win, I am outta here, Canada or Japan ftw.
Yeah. If the penises win this election, we should all flee!
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