Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The World According To Furious D

The Fantastic Adventures of Furious D
Definitions You Need To Know

Self Fulfilling Idiocy
Any plan to solve a problem that is so obviously stupid, that it creates a much bigger problem. This bigger problem is so easily predicted, and so utterly obvious as the only result of said plan, that only a complete idiot can't see it coming.

Juvenile Dementia
Hollywood's increasingly demented obsession with youth, which results in childish plots, and immature stars.

Axis of Ego
Hollywood, Malibu, and Beverly Hills where the inhabitants think they are the center of the universe.

A very, very strange blog that seems to have as its mascot(?) the guy who turned to Julie Christie and told her it was her turn in the wallscreen TV interactive play in the movie Fahrenheit 451.

I say "Mascot" because if that guy is the one behind the blog, WTF is he doing calling himself "Furious D." I mean, WTF is that?!

(Call me Furious C and I'll cut you, I will!)

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