Yes, I See What Wall Street Is Doing

From plunging to a hyperactive high (as of 1:09PM EDST).

There are only two explanations:

1) They're all goddammed morons

or

2) The Fix is in: Prepare to be sheared

Since I think you should count your fingers after shaking hands with one of those people, I lean towards Number Two.

Where is your money today?

Hey, educate yourself!